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In the early 1960s, the CIA's Directorate of Science and Technology launched a classified program called Operation Acoustic Kitty. The goal was to turn ordinary housecats into mobile surveillance devices capable of eavesdropping on Soviet officials. The program ran for five years. It cost an estimated $20 million. It ended when the first field-test cat was hit and killed by a taxi.
The technical execution was not, by Cold War standards, entirely insane. CIA veterinary surgeons implanted a microphone in the cat's ear canal, a radio transmitter at the base of its skull, an antenna woven through its fur to the tail, and a battery pack in its abdomen. A wire was also connected to the brain in an attempt to override the cat's hunger drive — which had proven to be its primary operational liability during training. HowStuffWorks confirms that the procedure, while extraordinary, technically worked: the cat could pick up and transmit audio from its surroundings.
The problem was the cat. Cats do not follow instructions. They wander. They get hungry. They lose interest. Despite the brain-override surgery, the animal remained fundamentally disinterested in national security objectives. After years of attempting to train it, the CIA deployed the cat across the street from a Soviet compound in Washington, D.C. It was immediately struck by a passing taxi and killed. The operation was terminated.
The closing CIA memorandum, declassified in 2001, concluded that the program "would not lend itself in a practical sense to our highly specialized needs." A former CIA officer described the surgically modified animal as "a monstrosity." The documents were mostly destroyed. The cat was not replaceable.
